Funny Graham comment

This morning when Graham was eating breakfast, he was telling me something and ended it by calling me "little lady." I kind of laughed at his silly name for me and then said to him, "well, at least you called me little" thinking that it was at least sort of nice. Well, his response was "yah, your not big. Big people are tall and skinny!" Nice, thanks for helping me out Graham!

Trees

Graham told me tonight that if Christmas trees were people, he would be called a "Gristmas Tree."

What do you say to that ? He is so hilarious sometimes!

Coolest car?

So Graham tells me on the way home tonight (from our fine dinner at McDonald's) that I have the coolest car in the world.  That's right my Honda Odyssey is the coolest car in the world.  I ask him why he thinks that and he tells me he loves the automatic doors (I do too) and the DVD player.  I then ask him if when he drives would he like to drive my car.  His response was "Are you kidding? . . . your car is not cool enough to drive." What (he is only 5)?  Just two seconds earlier it was the coolest in the world.  Well, he clarifies that my car is only the coolest minivan in the world and that he wants to drive an SUV when he can drive. 

A few minutes later he says "you know mommy I would either like to drive an SUV or an RV."  Yes, an RV.  You can thank Marty for that - he wants an RV someday.  So after that I didn't feel so bad about him saying my car wasn't cool enough.  (I do know that it's not cool, but I do love it for now!)